Tag: humor

…How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?””In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,” he replied....

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life....

We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.””Scrabble?” He sounds surprised. “Scrabble’s great.””Not when you’re playing with a family of geniuses, it’s not. They all put words like ‘iridiums’. And I put ‘pig’....

Let’s be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading....

Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny....

St. Clair clears his throat. ‘My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I’d ask you all to join us, but I don’t want you there....

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised....

Why are they going to disappear him?’I don’t know.’It doesn’t make sense. It isn’t even good grammar....

What do you think they’re going to do to us when they find us guilty?” she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”Honestly?””Does now seem like the time for honesty?”I look at her from the corner of my eye....

If you didn’t grow up like I did then you don’t know, and if you don’t know it’s probably better you don’t judge....