Tag: humor

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don’t get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes....

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards....

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup....

You’ve got no sense of humor.””I’m going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass....

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?” I’ll try to get one for each of us. Hey! ‘If’?...

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right....

Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won’t answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!...

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke....

Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy’s Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day’s work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city’s reservoir, he turns to the cupboards,...

Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;In my own way, and with my full consent.Say what you will, kings in a tumbrel rarelyWent to their deaths more proud than this one went.Some nights of apprehension and hot weepingI...