Ben Elton, Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book
This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence....
Tag: humor
Rachel Caine, Kiss of Death
My dad used to say that life’s a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map....
Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril
Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life....
Calvin Trillin
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found....
J.R. Ward, Lover Avenged
The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.I feel like I’m walking down into a porn movie,” V muttered as they took the steps with care.Wouldn’t that require more black candles for you,” Zsadist cracked.At the bottom...
Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up....
P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled....
A.J. Jacobs, The Year of Living Biblically: One Man’s Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible
My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it’ll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It’s like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads....
Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind
Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them....
Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator
One of the greatest myths in the world – & the phrase ‘greatest myths’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘big fat lies’ — is that troublesome things get less & less troublesome if you do them more & more....
