Tag: humor

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience....

Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They’ll not be able to once you lop off their heads....

I’ve had great success being a total idiot....

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years....

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world....

Name the different kinds of people,’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living,’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘… Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly....

Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it....

Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating....

Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?” me?...

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the...