Tag: humor

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.”, 1657)...

Your brain is doing some great work when it’s laughing....

These books can’t possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time.” Faukman’s eyes went wide. “Don’t tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail.””I was referring to...

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively,...

I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.” – Greg Heffley,...

Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand...

Boys. I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy....

There are never enough ‘I love you’s....

How do I know you’ll keep your word?” asked Coraline.”I swear it,” said the other mother. “I swear it on my own mother’s grave.””Does she have a grave?” asked Coraline.”Oh yes,” said the other mother. “I put her in there myself....

A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine....