Tag: humor

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days....

I didn’t know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose....

You’re only a man! You’ve not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!...

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall....

They’re book addicts....

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards....

Being a detective isn’t all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant…The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives....

A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul...

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it....

Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?...