Tag: humor

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells....

…inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened....

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs....

You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?” I shake my head. “Not your face, your dimple. And no. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had...

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity....

Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs....

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets....

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles...

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine....

It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal....