Tag: humor

If I’m walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across....

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta....

Invisible things are the only realities....

Everything in this room is edible. Even I’m edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies....

For some stories, it’s easy. The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.’ The moral of ‘Snow White’ is ‘Never eat apples.’ The moral of World War I is ‘Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand....

Poirot,” I said. “I have been thinking.””An admirable exercise my friend. Continue it....

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh....

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird....

He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower....

My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a...