Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn
I know – I’ll play you for it,” Alice suggested. “Rock, paper, scissors.”Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.”Why don’t you just tell me who wins?” Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. “I do. Excellent....
Tag: humor
Jess C. Scott
The human body is the best work of art....
Marissa Meyer, Cinder
I’m sure I’ll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on....
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
So much good, so much evil. Just add water....
Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway....
Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat (Deluxe Edition)
Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how....
Herman Wouk
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout....
Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host....
Fran Lebowitz
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra....
Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
Curiouser and curiouser....
