Tag: humor

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT....

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance....

You forget, darling. the local psychopath....

She’s the sort of woman who lives for others – you can tell the others by their hunted expression....

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them....

Eragon looked back at him, confused. “I don’t understand.””Of course you don’t,” said Brom impatiently. “That’s why I’m teaching you and not the other way around....

It’s not like there’s a law against flying.””Yes there is. The law of gravity....

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap....

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)...

You’ve got to get obsessed and stay obsessed....