Tag: humor

Did you get notes for me?””No”, Ronan replied,”I thought you were dead in a ditch....

I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you....

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from...

Have you met the French? My…GOD they know how to party!...

Am I still married to a cat? (Adrian)...

Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first...

How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful?...

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt....

Are you okay? You seem …soggy.””Soggy?””Yes.” Heather nodded. “Like you’re a depressed spaghetti noodle or something....

Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished...