Dr. Seuss, Fox in Socks
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles……they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle....
Tag: humor
Stephen King, The Stand
That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery....
Cornelia Funke, Inkspell
So what? All writers are lunatics!...
Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER....
Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends....
Gertrude Stein
It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing....
Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”All the time....
Howard Nemerov
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time....
Robert Benchley
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings....
Zig Ziglar, Raising Positive Kids in a Negative World
Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis....
