Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families....
Tag: humor
Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave....
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit
Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?...
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind....
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of...
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor....
Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song
Mom says it’s because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?”I’m not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome...
Stephen King, Storm of the Century: An Original Screenplay
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, “Why god? Why me?” and the thundering voice of God answered, There’s just something about you that pisses...
Henry Ward Beecher
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?...
Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of books....
