Tag: humor

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?...

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you....

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read....

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away....

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye....

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors....

Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don’t read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don’t do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining...

A real scientist solves problems, not wails that they are unsolvable....

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you....