Tag: humor

There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student....

The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life....

I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,’ I said. ‘By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn’t true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and...

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest....

You don’t have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day....

I’m not going to die, I’m going home like a shooting star....

Life is All About How you Handle Plan BPlan A is always my first choice.You know, the one whereEverything works out to beHappily ever-after.But more often than not,I find myself dealing withThe upside-down, inside-out version –Where nothing goes as it should.It’s...

Hearts can’t be broken because they’re made of marzipan....

If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing....

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans....