Tag: humor

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch...

We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care....

You don’t always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one -Henrietta Barett...

God helps those who strut their stuff....

Congratulations!Today is your day.You’re off to Great Places!You’re off and away!...

Believe me, It would be better if we didn’t meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you’re still a child....

I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell....

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough!...

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead....

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of...