Tag: humor

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days....

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work....

It’s just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it’s time to take down the drapes and make a new dress....

Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts....

Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that....

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you....

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!...

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right....

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse....

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple...