Tag: humor

You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.’My heart cracked open and clear dropped out of me. My mouth opened, and I looked round me and stamped my foot. ‘Does this look like a good time to tell...

You make me smile like the sun, fall out bed, sing like a bird, dizzy in my head. Spin like a record crazy on a sunday night. You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breath, shine like the...

I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do...

Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay....

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored....

When I asked my da how ye knew which was the right woman, he told me when the time came, I’d have no doubt. And I didn’t. When I woke in the dark under that tree on the road to Leoch,...

He’s around the twist,’ said Azalea. ‘Breaking all the windows? He’s mad.’ to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don’t actually do it, well, that’s love....

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come....

How could I be sleeping with this particular man…. Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste....