Tag: humor

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave....

I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!...

Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron,” Sebastian said approvingly. “Excellent choice.”“You have read this?” Alexei asked.“It’s not as good as Miss Davenport and the Dark Marquis, of course, but worlds better than Miss Sainsbury and the Mysterious Colonel.”Harry found himself rendered...

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight....

He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax…...

One can never have enough socks...

Down there between our legs, it’s like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?...

I’m not really sure what makes a book a ‘classic’ to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end....

Roar’s smile widened. “I know. You missed me.” She rolled her eyes. “It’s barely been three weeks since I last saw you.””Miserable stretch of time.” He said....

Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I’m not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my...