Tag: humor

The dead are way more organized than the living....

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face....

I sat down and tried to write a story.”Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight.”That was the first sentence. The problem was that I just couldn’t think of the next one....

Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the...

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn’t sure it was worth all the effort....

It begins in the heart…and it hurts when it’s true.It only hurts because it’s true....

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be....

I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease....

People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things – even tragedy – with a sense of irony. There’s some truth in it; it’s pretty stupid of them, though....

Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs,” I said. “We have a protractor....