Tag: humor

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that....

A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure)...

If you tell people you talk to God, they’ll think you’re religious, but if you say God talks to you, it’s ten to one they’ll think you’re crazy....

When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!...

Don’t do anything stupid.””Don’t worry,” I whispered over the line, “I’m an expert on stupid.””You’re…””Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can spot where they’ve been? I’m like...

Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for....

Not really hungry.””She’ll eat.” Pritkin said curtly.”I said —””If you starve to death it would damage my professional reputation.””I eat plenty.””The same does not apply should I strangle you in understandable irritation, however.””I’ll have a sandwich,” I told Nick. “No meat....

Oh shit, the mummy’s after us, let’s all walk a little faster...

Sorry,” she said. “I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong....

Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice....