Tag: humor

Now lemme get this straight,” she said in a throaty, nasal voice. “You put the lime in the cocanut and drink ’em both up–whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?...

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I’m thinking; How can I give less of shit? That’s why I look interested....

Juliet’s version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen....

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that....

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”- Cat re: Bones...

I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.”“Yeah, and maybe I’m just saying that you have no idea what you’re saying.”“Whatever.”“Don’t whatever me—”“Whatever,” I say again.“Oh my God,” Kenji says to no one in particular. “I...

My geekness is a-quivering....

There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of man-made evolution, every dog is still only two meals away from being a wolf. These dogs advance deliberately, purposefully, the wilderness made flesh, their...

I’ve won Satan’s lottery....

Oh Blimey O‘Reilly’s pantyhose…what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.It’s the bloody moon, for God’s sake, Will, get a grip!!...