Tag: humor

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid....

If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting....

I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!...

Jocks usually aren’t smart. Their muscles feast on their brains....

You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class...

Leo. Jason said, you’re wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!...

Listen, street punk. You’re a guy, and you’re a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you’re in a gang. But I’ve survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without...

God, I love a man who reads...

How would you feel about sharing your bed?” she asked. Tristan blinked. “Excuse me?” “He’d love to!” Gary said. Tristan shot him a look, “Good,” said Ivy, failing to notice Gary’s wink. “Ella can be a pillow hog, but all you...

Was that you, Pooky Bear?...