Tag: humor

If you don’t make a few ememies now and then, you’re a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!- Angela to Eragon...

She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm…...

Girls,” their mother interjected, “you must both stop being strange – it is unattractive. And don’t forget your hats. It would be absolutely the end for me if you two came down with freckles at a time like this....

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money....

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie....

A man’s subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable...

We are gods with anuses....

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn’t belong in a smart people’s club....

The one I felt and still feel most is lack of time. I used to have time to think, to reflect, my mind and I. We would sit together of an evening and listen to the inner melodies of the spirit,...

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out...