Tag: humor

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory....

It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse....

When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?...

You just noticed? You’re slow…...

The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine....

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, ‘Don’t abuse me like your parents abuse you!’ Then call children’s services and tell them you saw this...

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them....

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded...

You are all a lost generation,” Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren’t lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn’t go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night....

I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.-Calvin...