Tag: humor

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space....

I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.”-Bobby Pendragon...

What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he shifted around in the seat and wedged himself against the door. He kicked a foot up and propped it on the console between the two front seats. “Sure, in my...

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”Ebenezar tsked. “Blampires. That’s the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words....

But you can’t stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat....

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity....

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life....

Casey doesn’t trust him.””Casey doesn’t trust anyone,” I replied. “He’s paranoid like that. I mean, come on, he’s a werewolf who installed a nanny cam in his kids’ room.” I pointed my spoon at Ali for emphasis. “A nanny cam....

There’s something different about you,” he says.”I’ve started styling my hair differently,” I laugh.”Oh. I thought it was that you were three feet taller, a hell of a lot broader, look like a werewolf, and are naked expect for that bit...

I realized then what had happened.She had turned us–all of us, except for Mouse–into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds.Wonderful!” Lea said, pirouetting upon one toe, laughing. “Come, children!” And she leapt off into the jungle, nimble and swift as a doe.A bunch...