Tag: humor

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it....

What are you doing?” “Ya!” said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so casual) steps away from Martin’s window....

Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bindChaos wants to devourCal wants to live...

Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression,...

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.“Sometime,” I told him. “When we’re telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you....

now, if there’s anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it’s not like anyone is laughing...

I stood my ground. “You evil scientist are all the same–evil. Count me out.”Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I’d already made a huge enemy.Dang, I’m good....

Principal Principal: Where’s your late pass, mister?Errant Student: I’m on my way to get one now. PP: But you can’t be in the hall without a pass. ES: I know, I’m so upset. That’s why I need to hurry, so I...

I’m so horny the crack of dawn isn’t safe....

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey....