Tag: humor

Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact,...

If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up....

Are you her boyfriend?”…No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.Our wedding isn’t until March....

I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really...

If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence....

Should I pull on a shirt?” he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. “No.” He’d be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn’t going to tell him that part. “You’re...

The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead....

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable....

I box in yellow Gox box socks....

I thought you said you were the one in charge!” Ce’Nedra exclaimed.I lied.” Silk said. “It’s a vice I have....