Tag: humor

She blew out a breath between gritted teeth. “Sometimes I really want to”—a frustrated sound—“bite you!” He froze. “I might let you.” “I won’t do it if you’d enjoy it....

The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains....

Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?” he asked, one hand on his skinny hip....

I swear that woman had a previous career as a death-hunter selling tragic ballads down around the Seven Dials,” said Will. “And I do wish she wouldn’t sing about poisoning just after we’ve eaten....

There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. ‘Tom, I’d like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.’ These days, Trajedi....

Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?””It depends on whether or not I get an answer....

Mr. McGregor’s a nasty piece of work, isn’t he? Quite the Darth Vader of children’s literature....

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, “How to Build a Boat....

Anthony looked down at his evil clutches — hands, he reminded himself, hands — and grinned anew....

Don’t be stupid, it’s a flying house!...