Chetan Bhagat, 2 States: The Story of My Marriage
How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?...
Tag: humor
Roald Dahl, James and the Giant Peach
I’d rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans....
P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves
What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them?...
Dave Barry, Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism!
I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and–regardless of their political or cultural differences–accuse each other of cheating....
Maya Banks, Rush
I’m not stubborn. My way is just better....
Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin
I’m not senile,” I snapped. “If I burn the house down it will be on purpose....
Pittacus Lore, The Rise of Nine
Why couldn’t you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!...
Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
I’ve tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or...
Patricia Briggs, The Hob’s Bargain
Women are sneaky....
John Raptor
I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I’m sympathetic, it usually means I haven’t been around people in awhile....
