Tag: humor

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You’re not going to tell me you’re afraid of a little prick?””I wouldn’t call you that…...

This was very exciting. I’d never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog,...

Do you sleep naked?...

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away....

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for…or if the bastard...

Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing. Stop saying I’m Jamaican or I’m Ghanaian. America doesn’t care....

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn’t have a soul....

Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn’t otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve hundred calories per pint, six hundred and eighty of...

You told me I was the best sex you’d ever had in your life…You couldn’t get enough…At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door....

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon....