Tag: humor

Unusual financial activity: none, unless you count the fact that someone in the family is way too into Civil War biographies. (Can this be a possible indication of Confederate insurgents still living and working in Virginia? Must research further.)...

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don’t-even-blink wench....

Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again.“Holy hell, your eyes are like a fucking viper’s.” Venom raised an eyebrow.“You have hair prettier than one of Astaad’s concubines.” Ransom gave the vampire the...

Oh that looked painful,” called another Puck, a little farther down. “We really need to talk about your anger-management problems....

Housework won’t kill you, but then again, why take the chance?...

He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace…...

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues....

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental....

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children’s book I’ve heard about? It’s supposed to be very good. It’s called “Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe....

You can run from the grave, but you can’t hide....