Tag: humor

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it....

OK,” Josh said evenly, “I’ve seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?” he wondered aloud.Don’t be ridiculous,” Flamel snapped, “They’re rats.”Josh really didn’t think it was a ridiculous suggestion....

How are you feeling?”I leaned away from him. “Gross.”Aiden frowned. “Gross?””I haven’t brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don’t come near me.”He laughed. “Alex, come on.””Seriously, I’m gross.” I put my hand over my mouth.Ignoring my protests, he...

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?...

‘Tell Suzie she’s a lucky cat.’ Have sexier words ever been spoken?...

For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy’s schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient....

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!...

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I’ll cut you in fer half the business here....

since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I think I still love you and that makes me sad becaue love shouldn’t feel this way. is like getting...

Now stand in the corner, and think about what you’ve done!...