Tag: humor

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!...

You thought I was a werewolf?” Dervish asks.”Yes” I answer hollowly.”You ass....

If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-”Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.’Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood...

I’m your friend, and friends don’t let friends die....

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them....

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent....

Elizabeth: “Your balls, Mr. Darcy?”Darcy: “They belong to you, Miss Bennett....

I think you learn more if you’re laughing at the same time....

I don’t know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me....

I’m the crazy girly captain, Remember?...