Tag: humor

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!...

Millard! Who’s the prime minister?””Winston Churchill,” he said. “Have you gone daft?””What’s the capital of Burma?””Lord, I’ve no idea. Rangoon?””Good! When’s your birthday?””Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!...

… for most practical purposes, Tarbean had two parts: Waterside and Hillside. Waterside is where people are poor. That makes them beggars, thieves and whores. Hillside is where people are rich. That makes them solicitors, politicians and courtesans....

That’s ridiculous.” Especially the part about Christian being manly....

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)...

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that’s both is dental....

I can’t give a Professor love!...

I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was....

I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!...

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees....