Tag: humor

As we all know, blinking lights means science....

Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”Isabelle tugged her tank top back down and glared at her brother. “You...

When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of passing through the X-ray scanner. The laptops roll merrily down the belt, while I’m instructed to...

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?...

There’s a Polar BearIn our Frigidaire–He likes it ’cause it’s cold in there.With his seat in the meatAnd his face in the fishAnd his big hairy pawsIn the buttery dish,He’s nibbling the noodles,And munching the rice,He’s slurping the soda,He’s licking the...

It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can’t help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and...

His sentences didn’t seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action....

Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it…....

Do little pink fairies sing and dance in your world, Peabody?””Sometimes, when it’s very quiet and no one else can see....

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record....