Tag: humor

I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission....

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate....

“Don’t be scared of Bambi” the demon said. “She’s only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”?...

We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us....

Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well…They can be useful. But mainly…They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn’t do without them. And...

There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them....

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry....

Monkeys can’t talk, stupid!...

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout....

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires...