Tag: humor

Maybe I should, I don’t know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don’t want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth....

*Appendix usually means “small outgrowth from large intestine,” but in this case it means “additional information accompanying main text.” Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book....

Why?’ is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you ‘What’s the time?’ or ‘When was the battle of 1066?’ or ‘How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the...

Riza: Without his Alchemy he’s just…Jean: A little brat who swears a lotMaes: An arrogant pipsqueakRoy: Useless. Just uselessAlphonse: Sorry big brother, I don’t know how to add to that…Ed *starts to cry*: YOU’RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!!...

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back....

If we’re not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re made out of meat?...

Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?””You may ask.””How old are you?””It’s none of your business...

Locke sighed.’So this is winning,’ he said.’It is,’ replied Jean. ‘It can go fuck itself,’ said Locke....

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living....

There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called “The Giving Tree.” It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks...