Tag: humor

Wrath: What the hell are you supposed to ask?Rhage: I know! Who do you like the most? It’s me right?Come on, you know it is. Come oooooonnnnn-Butch: If its you,, I’ll kill myself.V: No, that just means she’s blind.Rhage: It has...

Riley : “Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on.”Mercy: “Sorry, I don’t beat defenseless puppies....

My bookcase is all yours.”I walked to the door. “I’ve just decided that those are my favorite five words in the world....

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal....

And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag....

She’d met Colin on a Monday.She’d kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic....

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you “chicken man”?...

I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. “Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren’t winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon… except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost...

I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle…. Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself!...

One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and...