Tag: humor

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal....

You saw my leg?””How can a man help what he sees?” he said. “And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg....

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that....

First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m running a goddamn dating service around here....

Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he’d inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had seduced hundred of women without any problems whatsoever, and he was having trouble with just one. This was the...

In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases...

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals....

I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on....

Hugh consoled me, saying, “Don’t let it get to you. There are plenty of things you’re good at.”When asked for some examples, he listed vacuuming and naming stuffed animals. He says he can probably come up with a few more, but...

I’ve been thinking.” “A dangerous pursuit.” “Indeed....