Tag: humor

ligion is the opiate of the masses.” “I did masses of opiates religiously....

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it....

To err is human, to purr is feline....

Did you eat my Twinkies?”She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, “Exactly what Twinkies are we talking about?””The Twinkies in the cupboard over the sink. The only Twinkies in the trailer.” His fingers convulsed around the coils...

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse...

There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone’s life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much...

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it....

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb...

Another relative?” Valek asked.A broad smile stretched Moon Man’s lips. “Yes. I am her mother’s uncle’s wife’sthird cousin.”–Valek and Moon Man...

I’m going to tell you something once and then whether you die is strictly up to you,” Westley said, lying pleasantly on the bed. “What I’m going to tell you is this: drop your sword, and if you do, then I...