Tag: humor

You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me....

…[G]reat progress was evident in the last Congress of the American ‘Labour Union’ in that among other things, it treated working women with complete equality. While in this respect the English, and still more the gallant French, are burdened with a...

I stared at him (Dionysus). “You’re…you’re married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-...

Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations....

I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory....

Har. Bloody. Har....

Of course, everyone’s parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should...

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised....

The Princess Andromeda?””Went ka-boom....

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid....