Tag: humor

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio....

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished....

Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!...

Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be herself a grown woman; and how she would keep, through all her riper years, the simple and loving heart of her childhood: and how...

When I grow up, I’d like to be dangerous....

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe....

My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the road I goes....

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it....

Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn’t sparkle....

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?...