Tag: humor

If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could....

Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. “I’m not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.” “Have you gone crazy? They’ll…” Eragon’s voice trailed off as he thought about it. “They won’t be able...

When life hands you a lemon, say, ‘Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?...

There’s only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it’s actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity....

A word to the wise is infuriating....

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne....

Ride?” Rhage snorted. “Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”When there was an odd sound from behind, John looked back. So...

Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word “bitch” is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”Hey there, bitches!” I called as I came through the door. “What are my favorite bitches up to today?...

Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day....

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher....