Tag: humor

I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital....

But we’re going to smile and pretend we’re fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can’t mush a birthday into christmas....

Civilization is vastly overrated....

Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong....

Adam’s response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, “He threw me out the window!”Ronan’s voice sang out from behind his closed door: “You’re already dead!...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married....

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock....

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall....

You wanna go build some shelves with me?...

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic....