Tag: humor

This is the problem with forever friends. They know too much....

Hatori: “SHIGURE… I WILL TELL EVERYONE IN THE PUBLISHING INDUSTRY EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT YOU, STARTING FROM WHEN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD…”Shigure: “Sorry, Tohru-kun. My lips are sealed!...

If you get yourself killed, I’ll find your grave and spit on it,” she threatened....

my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be…...

There’s an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is “performing the same action over and over, expecting different results.”… Now, I’m no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic. ……Other symptoms...

By Aladdin’s lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth....

Age is always advancing and I’m fairly sure it’s up to no good....

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once....

It was a trap after all,” Alric said. He turned to Royce. “My apologies for doubting your sound paranoia....

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror....