Tag: humor

You can knock on a deaf man’s door forever....

That’s kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay....

Will put his hand on Nico’s shoulder. “Nico, we need o have another talk about your people skills.””Hey, I’m just stating the obvious. If this is Apollo, and he dies, we’re all in trouble.”Will turned to me. “I apologize for my...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button....

You’re getting into some kind of shape, cop.”Aw, come on, now.” Butch grinned. “Don’t let that shower we took go to your head.”Rhage fired a towel at the male. “Just pointing out your beer gut’s gone.”It was a Scotch pot. And...

Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude....

I don’t need anything to get high. I’m high on life....

In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom....

Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend....

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old....