Tag: humor

Well, spit on my empty grave–if it ain’t the attack of the Disney princesses!...

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?...

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money....

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life....

Either you go to America with Mrs. Van Hopper or you come home to Manderley with me.””Do you mean you want a secretary or something?””No, I’m asking you to marry me, you little fool....

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster....

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known....

Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and… reproduction....

Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. “Watson” he says, “look up in the sky and tell me what you see.””I see millions of stars,...

You look as scary as a buttered muffin....