Tag: humor

Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat....

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished....

NO PDA,school rules. And besides she’s my partner dickhead.” said Alex....

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian....

Ayame: “Yuki, let’s deepen the bond between us brothers!”Yuki: “Before you can do that I’ll drown you in the deepest part of that lake.”Ayame: “As long as we spend time together.”Yuki: “On second thought, go drown yourself....

Where I come from, we’re more about efficiency,’ he replies. ‘A knife like this’ll skewer food, smear butter, and slit throats all at the same time....

Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was...

Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today....

Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes you yawn with boredom than something that will make you weep uncontrollably, pound your fists against the floor, and leave tearstains all...

There’s a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day....