Tag: humor

I’ll not listen to reason… reason always means what someone else has got to say....

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world....

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don’t give two mules for rules....

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, “So, you’re back from Moscow, eh?...

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat....

I love you above all things, even pie....

That’s a sweet piece,” said Jean, briefly forgetting to be aggravated. “You didn’t snatch that off a street.””No,” said Locke, before taking another deep draught of the warm water in the decanter. “I got it from the neck of the governor’s...

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, ‘Cheer up, things could be worse.’ And sure enough, they get worse....

She’s so small, yet she contains so much evil....

A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they’re the ones who helped you put them there.”And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, they help you dig them back up....